|Please, I'm begging you, donate. I'm being held at gunshot! If you'll donate to Wikia, they'll be able to make an even better skin for us. And everyone wants that! If you donate ONE dollar, they say they'll consider not pulling the trigger. What do you care about more, me, or your wallet? I'm a LIVING SOUL! I may be nothing but a nuisance, spending all of my time on the computer, but if you donate, I'll continue to be the nuisance we all know and love! Please! I WANNA LIVE! I don't even know how I got here, I mist have dozed off and the hitUsers must have kidnapped me. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME! I'm too young to die! I'm only 57½! I haven't left my mother's basement since I was 10; please, the light is hurting my eyes! Oh, and the gun is...
PRESS THE DONATE BUTTON BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, I'M ABOUT TO DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
Anyway, donate on the right and you may just save me from doom by gunshot. Wikia deserves your money, and I deserve less led in my colon.
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